I found today morning my cellphone in the wardrobe
Last year I forgot my laptop inside a supermarket locker. A couple days passed until I remembered where I had left it.
It also happens when you're supposed to leave stuff in pieces of furniture with similar characteristics (like instead of putting a book in a bookshelf, you... place it in the freezer/ putting your deodorant in the fridge) oooor when you know you have to do two consecutive actions, but you skip the order using the same objects (for example: throw rests of food in a bag, put cuttlery in the sink -> throw the cuttlery in the bag and put the rests of food in the sink).
I haven't used this "clicker"/presentation controller in so long that the batteries inside appear to have corroded enough to spill corrosion onto the lid of the battery compartment and essentially weld it shut
J. Scott Crothers
aka "Bush Did 9/11"; aka "jscrothers"; aka "bologna"
Founder, Truthtology, est. 1952
Prophet and Channel, God Almighty
Author, the Holy scripture Elevenetics
"Just as jet fuel cannot melt steel beams, so too cannot the unshakeable pillars of Truthtology ever be shaken, whether by man, nature, or evidence."
What happened to nuance? Why are most people so black and white, zero-sum about everything? What the fuck is wrong with people?
That might have worked when human settlements were few and far between but it's killing us now.
you're not even a real journalism
Grey Jedi Code
Flowing through all, there is balance
There is no peace without a passion to create
There is no passion without peace to guide
Knowledge stagnates without the strength to act
Power blinds without the serenity to see
There is freedom in life
There is purpose in death
The Force is all things and I am the Force