Al Gore is coming to our university to tell about the environment and shit! But I think I can't go. It's only for people who are invited and I don't have an invitation. And I thought I could finally get a picture taken with someone who's famous because of something more than owning an entertainment park and singing songs about lemonade, firemen and empty fridges.
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -