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    Happy Dancer Array uumlau's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard View Post
    Today, my alarm clock was my doorbell being spammed by FedEx to deliver me a vacuum cleaner.
    That sucks.

    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
    That sucks.

    Ugh. You have the uumlousiest dad jokes on this forum.
    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Ugh. You have the uumlousiest dad jokes on this forum.
    That's just because yours never even make it to the forum.
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
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    I hate eurosketpics now, they are much, much, much worse than the rainbow fascists and trump who were my previous no. 1 threat to a better world in my life time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
    That sucks.

    It is a birthday present from my dad, so it was a good (but confusing at the time) thing

    Ever hear of a flowbee?


    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Ugh. You have the uumlousiest dad jokes on this forum.
    You have to admit, that one was pretty on point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uumlau View Post
    That's just because yours never even make it to the forum.
    Confession: My name is an abbreviation of "Every Joke Creates Chaos". So my withholding of dad jokes is for your own good. Someone might start throwing chairs!
    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lark View Post
    I hate eurosketpics now, they are much, much, much worse than the rainbow fascists and trump who were my previous no. 1 threat to a better world in my life time.
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    @EJCC

    1w2-6w5-3w2 so/sp

    "I took one those personality tests. It came back negative." - Dan Mintz

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    Some ballbags have brought a plane of innocent people down again, when they going to stop that?
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    Ed: [holding a belt] "Snake, snake! I got it Eddy, I got it!"
    Eddy: "Watch it, Ed! It might bite!"
    Ed: [fighting with the snake that has wrapped itself around his head] "It has blinded me with its venom!"
    Eddy: "Pull it off Ed!"
    Ed: [knocking Eddy off-screen] "It is slippery, Eddy!" [Ed fights with the snake and throws it to the ground.]
    Eddy: "Did you see that thing lunge at us?"
    Edd: [unimpressed] "That is a belt."
    Ed: [scared] "I heard it hiss, Double D."
    Edd: "Impossible, Ed."
    Eddy: "It ain't movin' much."
    Edd: "IT'S A BELT! For crying out loud, it secures your pants!"
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