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    Quote Originally Posted by /DG/ View Post
    Fuck
    i fucking know right
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frosty View Post
    If you get a lot of veggies on your subway sandwich there is a pretty high chance that some part of me hates you.

    Tip me or face my frowny face! Well not frowny. Not unless you get alot of veggies and a lot of sauce and and and are mean and or yell at me. Then Im like a kicked puppy unfortunately.

    So just get like. Bread. One meat. One cheese. Non toasted. Actually if you can get no cheese that would be ideal- the cheese gets stuck together. And actually if you could get a veggie sandwich with just no veggies except like... Maybe I could throw a few tomatos and some ranch and salt on there or something... But really if you can just get something that requires me to do absolutely nothing hardly at all that would be great.

    Because its really just obviously all about me.
    oh you'd love me then. all i like on my sandwiches is cheese, lettuce, and mayo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frosty View Post
    Oh and to the guy who made me wash my hands with soap and water and change my gloves after every component of his sandwich- wash hands gloves cut bread wash hands new gloves put on meat wash hands new gloves cheese- and then same thing with all the veggies.

    I would be angrier if I didnt think that really... If I didnt feel sorta empathetic for you. Holding up the line behind you- inconveniencing others... With something that is just unexplainably super important to you- almost life and death.

    I get it in a way. And thats why I tried to really be as absolutely nice and accomodating as possible(even if it did make me a bit of a nervous wreck).

    And I sincerely hope you enjoyed the sandwich.
    Omg this sounds terrible! Do you get tips there? If not I strongly suggest collecting them on the DL. Reading this stressed me out like a lot.
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frosty View Post
    Oh and to the guy who made me wash my hands with soap and water and change my gloves after every component of his sandwich- wash hands gloves cut bread wash hands new gloves put on meat wash hands new gloves cheese- and then same thing with all the veggies.

    I would be angrier if I didnt think that really... If I didnt feel sorta empathetic for you. Holding up the line behind you- inconveniencing others... With something that is just unexplainably super important to you- almost life and death.

    I get it in a way. And thats why I tried to really be as absolutely nice and accomodating as possible(even if it did make me a bit of a nervous wreck).

    And I sincerely hope you enjoyed the sandwich.
    Tell him that kind of behavior makes a person sick (physical sickness). Very ocd it seems? But sometimes a little rationality can help.
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    What is a manic pixie dream girl?

    It refers to "that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures." A pretty, outgoing, whacky romantic lead whose sole purpose is to help broody male characters lighten up and enjoy their lives.
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    A little change in tone can and may be surprising to myself and others when I write on this forum. It is like I can act more attuned to what a person may represent or fixate as an archetypal Ni dominant type, which may be assumed this has a healthy adjective to be in proper addition to the accronym.

    Due to the precautions of what this may implicate, I am afraid if I act like this too far often than to the degree of what may be simply necessary, this will tend to bore the myriad of users who quietly follow my posts. The flavor text of how I write to some in response to others brings much delight to their imagination and in many references brought from pop culture that this forum may be inferred it is quite to be barren of.

    Well I bid you all adieu to this dark and tranquil night, until we meet again fellow members of Typology Central.
    Your Online Manic Pixie Dream Girl

    What is a manic pixie dream girl?

    It refers to "that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures." A pretty, outgoing, whacky romantic lead whose sole purpose is to help broody male characters lighten up and enjoy their lives.
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    MBTI: ExxJ tetramer
    Functions: Fe > Te > Ni > Se > Si > Ti > Fi > Ne
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard View Post
    eww what the heck? hahaha I think I was laughing harder at that than I should have
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enthusiastic_Dreamer View Post
    eww what the heck? hahaha I think I was laughing harder at that than I should have
    Geckos are cute, and the sounds are hysterical!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forever View Post
    Comments on this are killing me:

    Fave: (yeah, I know ) "maybe she's just from Canada and just wanted to be polite"

    So you're standing at an alter and the preacher man asks this girl if she wants to stay with you until you both die and she says, "I do."

    Was she really into you??

    So after 58 years of being married she's laying in her death bed and she mumbles her last words "i love you"..

    Was she really into you??
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