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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    @Bush Did 9/11 Noooo! don't disappear!


    also... we got the new refrigerator and the ice maker and water dispenser weren't working even though we ran the water line to it... we tried and tried to figure out how to get it to work for several days, but alas, it would not work.

    today I actually read the instruction manual, sitting on the kitchen floor beside it, where it refuses to fit into the spot that the refrigerator goes because it's half an inch too wide... the manual said that it wouldn't work without a water filter... I looked into the damned thing and guess what? NO FUCKING WATER FILTER

    luckily the nice lady at the store gave me one for free (with reason, since it should have had one) and now it works! I totally get to brag about fixing the refrigerator to the man tonight and feel like the pants wearer of the household
    You can thank reading the manual for solving that problem. See? They're useful and supposed to be read!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard View Post
    You can thank reading the manual for solving that problem. See? They're useful and supposed to be read!
    but they're boring! and the characters suck and there's no story arc!
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    but they're boring! and the characters suck and there's no story arc!
    LOL I could write a novel out of an instruction manual.

    I once made up an interview with a microphone...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bush Did 9/11 View Post
    Epilogue: One of those undercooked eggs got me very sick. A few days later, I took a bite of of a bagel, which made me throw up immediately after I saw patches of mold. (Although that mold wasn't very dangerous, psychology is still a force to be reckoned with.)

    And now, taking a bite of almost any piece of food seems to make me squeamish. If this lasts forever, I'm totally screwed.
    look at this way then you can become super skinny and get all the bros to love you and buy you drinks at the bar.especially if you wear a bra and stuff it with toilet paper.
    *yodelling* AAAaaaaAAaaiiiiiiayyyyyyyy


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rico View Post
    LOL I could write a novel out of an instruction manual.

    I once made up an interview with a microphone...
    I should send you a copy of my refrigerator's instruction manual then... half of it is in spanish too!
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    I should send you a copy of my refrigerator's instruction manual then... half of it is in spanish too!
    This'll be fun.

    It'll be a cross-border, bilingual novel this xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rico View Post
    This'll be fun.

    It'll be a cross-border, bilingual novel this xD
    the important question is, who is the villain, and do they twirl their mustache while plotting evil things to do to the hero? like tying him/her to the train track?

    (why does my mind go straight for silent film scenarios?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    the important question is, who is the villain, and do they twirl their mustache while plotting evil things to do to the hero? like tying him/her to the train track?

    (why does my mind go straight for silent film scenarios?)
    1. It's Wilmer (Hector's Dad), and yes he does. Also his ponytail.
    2. Yes, he grounds our hero, Hector.
    3. No, not that far xD
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    Tried to give blood today. (Prepare for ALL the gory details! )

    First reaction: "yay, no more finger stick!"
    Had a bad stick in my arm, so there was pressure building up in my forearm and so they released the clamp thing and then they lost the blood flow to the bag. A bulge formed above where the needle was (me: "ooo, that is gorgeous") so they were working to drain it and restore blood flow through the needle and it didn't work so they stopped.

    Gotta wait two weeks before I can try again because they did stick me and I did lose blood. Funness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rico View Post
    1. It's Wilmer (Hector's Dad), and yes he does. Also his ponytail.
    2. Yes, he grounds our hero, Hector.
    3. No, not that far xD
    so we don't have to break out the old timey piany (not piano... that's too classy) music for accompaniment?
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