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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard View Post
    ...touché
    she also talked about circumcision being a terrorist ploy for a while... so I talked a while about how penises are funny and should be treated with love and respect instead of knives

    she might think I'm insane
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    she also talked about circumcision being a terrorist ploy for a while... so I talked a while about how penises are funny and should be treated with love and respect instead of knives

    she might think I'm insane
    Well if she does think you're insane maybe she won't come back!

    I am glad my town is liberal and pretty much everyone here supports Sanders. I couldn't handle this if it were any other way!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard View Post
    Well if she does think you're insane maybe she won't come back!

    I am glad my town is liberal and pretty much everyone here supports Sanders. I couldn't handle this if it were any other way!
    somehow I suspect she'll be back... they always come back

    I'm from one of those rather red states so I'm used to having to argue with everyone if I want to discuss politics
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    somehow I suspect she'll be back... they always come back

    I'm from one of those rather red states so I'm used to having to argue with everyone if I want to discuss politics
    Conviently answer the door with a garden hose in hand? Sometimes it's effective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard View Post
    Conviently answer the door with a garden hose in hand? Sometimes it's effective.

    I don't even know where the hose hooks up!

    she should fear what topic I'll talk about endlessly next time... I may make it really uncomfortable and talk about my sex life for about 20 minutes
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    I don't even know where the hose hooks up!

    she should fear what topic I'll talk about endlessly next time... I may make it really uncomfortable and talk about my sex life for about 20 minutes
    To call on my evil side for a moment: DOOOOO ITTTTTT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard View Post
    To call on my evil side for a moment: DOOOOO ITTTTTT
    that's what I'd be talking about!
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    Why does it always feel like there's never time to do things but I'm never actually doing anything most of the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bush Did 9/11 View Post
    I cooked up a cool fancypants Jamaican chili from scratch this weekend, but I managed to totally fuck up plain, non-spiced-up hard boiled eggs.
    Epilogue: One of those undercooked eggs got me very sick. A few days later, I took a bite of of a bagel, which made me throw up immediately after I saw patches of mold. (Although that mold wasn't very dangerous, psychology is still a force to be reckoned with.)

    And now, taking a bite of almost any piece of food seems to make me squeamish. If this lasts forever, I'm totally screwed.
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    @Bush Did 9/11 Noooo! don't disappear!


    also... we got the new refrigerator and the ice maker and water dispenser weren't working even though we ran the water line to it... we tried and tried to figure out how to get it to work for several days, but alas, it would not work.

    today I actually read the instruction manual, sitting on the kitchen floor beside it, where it refuses to fit into the spot that the refrigerator goes because it's half an inch too wide... the manual said that it wouldn't work without a water filter... I looked into the damned thing and guess what? NO FUCKING WATER FILTER

    luckily the nice lady at the store gave me one for free (with reason, since it should have had one) and now it works! I totally get to brag about fixing the refrigerator to the man tonight and feel like the pants wearer of the household
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