I cooked up a cool fancypants Jamaican chili from scratch this weekend, but I managed to totally fuck up plain, non-spiced-up hard boiled eggs.
Epilogue: One of those undercooked eggs got me very sick. A few days later, I took a bite of of a bagel, which made me throw up immediately after I saw patches of mold. (Although that mold wasn't very dangerous, psychology is still a force to be reckoned with.)
And now, taking a bite of almost any piece of food seems to make me squeamish. If this lasts forever, I'm totally screwed.
J. Scott Crothers
Founder, Truthtology, est. 1952
Prophet and Channel, God Almighty
Author, the Holy scripture Elevenetics
"Just as jet fuel cannot melt steel beams, so too cannot the unshakeable pillars of Truthtology ever be shaken, whether by man, nature, or evidence."
also... we got the new refrigerator and the ice maker and water dispenser weren't working even though we ran the water line to it... we tried and tried to figure out how to get it to work for several days, but alas, it would not work.
today I actually read the instruction manual, sitting on the kitchen floor beside it, where it refuses to fit into the spot that the refrigerator goes because it's half an inch too wide... the manual said that it wouldn't work without a water filter... I looked into the damned thing and guess what? NO FUCKING WATER FILTER
luckily the nice lady at the store gave me one for free (with reason, since it should have had one) and now it works! I totally get to brag about fixing the refrigerator to the man tonight and feel like the pants wearer of the household
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett