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    Life is goo
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    there's a wasp in my apartment, fuck spring.
    *yodelling* AAAaaaaAAaaiiiiiiayyyyyyyy


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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    there's a wasp in my apartment, fuck spring.
    Death mode activate

    (or open a window)

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    Even better!
    It's a tactic I sometimes get to use with annoying salespeople, just keep talking for as long as you can

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bush Did 9/11 View Post
    I cooked up a cool fancypants Jamaican chili from scratch this weekend, but I managed to totally fuck up plain, non-spiced-up hard boiled eggs.
    I love fancy pants.
    “Oh, what a tangled web we weave...when first we practice to deceive.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    they came right up and knocked on my front door

    I spent about 15 minutes describing how a wall doesn't do shit by pointing out the various ways that our stupid sheep had gotten around walls and fences on the farm when I was growing up... I bet I was the best stop all day!
    See I would have just done "go away you fuck wads and stop being morons *slam*". Short sweet and too the point .
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    Honey, you can have me if you want me - if you simply ask me to be there

    And you're the only one who makes me come running

    'Cus what you got is far beyond compare
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    just spent 20 minutes convincing a Trump campaign worker that I am not voting for Trump
    You mean you didn't ask the person how they can be working for such an incompetent asswipe?
    Think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard View Post
    See I would have just done "go away you fuck wads and stop being morons *slam*". Short sweet and too the point .
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    You mean you didn't ask the person how they can be working for such an incompetent asswipe?
    when I could waste their time and mental energy speaking about sheep more than a lonely welsh shephard?
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    when I could waste their time and mental energy speaking about sheep more than a lonely welsh shephard?
    ...touché
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