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    A naked Cardassian pic?

    Not sure if good or bad.

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    @GarrotTheThief--I just read some article about a very...unique Craigslist advert in your neck of the woods. I'm fairly certain that you wrote it.


    room mate needed. rent shared equally. storage of ice cubes in the freezer is not permitted, red wine to be served chilled. problem? do not email me ever
    looking for chill roommate who wont act like a big bitch when i tell him/her to kiss my pet snake before they leave for work int he morning
    ok some ground rules. 1, that sierra mist in the fridge is prescription soda and you may not have any. 2, if i ring the triangle in the kitchen it means you have to go to bed no matter what time it is. 3, you may have friend over but they have a 250 word limit. after that they’re not allowed to speak for the rest of their visit

    if you want to live with me you cant be taller than me and if you wear socks you better not zap me with static electricity or you’re gone. got a bike? good. once a week youre gonna ride it in the street and let me sit on the handlebars.

    240 a month, no utilities, if you do the dishes I’ll put a poisonous frog in your bed. roommate wanted for relaxed household of young working professionals. 420 friendly but dont you fuckin dare say any other numbers in this house you can’t own an even number of shoes. no Indian visitors for more than one hour. see that shower curtain? never ever touch it. if it’s closed you come get me and i pull it back so you can shower once a week we drag our beds into the living room and sleep out there. you may not go to bed before me nor may you get out of bed before i do if you say good morning to me you must then explain whats so good about it or i will send you back to your room

    i will be taking your temperature every day for the first month you live here. if you have a higher average temperature than me you have to pay for more of the a/c cost in the summer but less heating cost in the winter

    do not sit down in this house unless you want me to put on a dumb ass old timey outfit and shine your shoes
    ***potential male roommates: you must put one foot up on the toilet when you pee into it***
    i told the neighbors your name is austin so that’s what you answer to if we are in the front or backyard
    throughout the course of the week you will round up a minimum of ten (10) fluorescent tubes so that i may get drunk and smash them in the garage on sunday nights. you will clean up the mess

    if you drink beer in the living room you have to drink an equal amount of piss. it is up to me which room is the living room at any given time
    included in rent is a subscription to netflix. youre only allowed to watch star wars cartoons.
    no matching socks permitted. I choose the rent. I am allowed to kill without warning and with extreme prejudice. you must bring a pet and give it to me legally. snickers allowed on weekdays but milky ways are forbidden.
    If I nail a rat to your door, its time to pay rent. Two rats, im having sex in there. A third rat, disregard the previous two
    if i kill you in a video game i get to kill you in real life.
    Please confirm. Thanks in advance.
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    obviously you're going to get nothing from reading this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind Up Rex View Post
    @GarrotTheThief--I just read some article about a very...unique Craigslist advert in your neck of the woods. I'm fairly certain that you wrote it.




    Please confirm. Thanks in advance.
    massive lol!!!
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    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.
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    Jk rowling <3
    "I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine. "
    -Bruce Lee
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forever View Post
    Stoner observation
    "I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine. "
    -Bruce Lee

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    I was told yesterday that I look like Daryl from the Walking Dead. I don't see the resemblance myself, but I suspect it will disappear when I cut my hair and trim the beard for this job interview. Apparently, the post-apocalyptic look isn't considered "professional" by conventional standards. Pshh...

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    yay! it's warm out again! time to put on shorts and teach the world the true meaning of glow in the dark!
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett
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    I find how much attention, hollow-echo-chamber minded threads get quasi-upsetting, and telling, in how much they relate to the current, same-geography, political circus developments.
    To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
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    Mr. Clean is kind of hot in an unsettling way...

    ... I'm also assuming that he probably keeps the house pretty spotless though, which is also an advantage in his favor

    this is why I should turn my mind off while cleaning the house
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett
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