I fell asleep and dreamt that Heath Ledger's Joker was running for president as an independent.
And I voted for him.
Thread: Random Thought Thread
03-04-2016, 09:28 PM #61031
03-04-2016, 09:32 PM #61032
I super glued my thumb to a lanyard and then ripped a chunk of the skin off when I finally got it free“Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett
03-04-2016, 09:48 PM #61033
"Brakes". Twice. Emphasis. Typo. Hmm.
03-04-2016, 09:50 PM #61034
- Join Date
- Oct 2014
I wish people would keep their random thoughts quiet. If I wanted to know something random I would attribute a random tidbit to an array of numbers and use a random number generator to draw one from my metaphorical black hat."i shut the door and in the morning
it was open
Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.
Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.
03-04-2016, 11:50 PM #61035
03-05-2016, 04:02 AM #61036
Looking through the feedback from my professor on a paper I wrote last semester...
"This is really an excellent and sophisticated analysis of the situation. I hope you are planning on grad school."
"Thank you for a beautifully written and well argued paper. Excellent work."
03-05-2016, 11:22 AM #61037
*dons beanie, kicks back in black-and-white striped recliner, sips Vesper '13*
J. Scott Crothers
aka "Bush Did 9/11"; aka "jscrothers"; aka "bologna"
Founder, Truthtology, est. 1952
Prophet and Channel, God Almighty
Author, the Holy scripture Elevenetics
"Just as jet fuel cannot melt steel beams, so too cannot the unshakeable pillars of Truthtology ever be shaken, whether by man, nature, or evidence."- Elevenetics
03-05-2016, 11:46 AM #61038
An idea for a better presidential primary schedule. Hold 2 or 3 weekly, starting in the first week of January. Start with the states and territories with the lowest population counts, gradually moving upward until the "largest" states of California and Texas in June/early July. It's not perfect, but more fair than letting the southern states potentially determine nominees as early as March.
03-05-2016, 12:42 PM #61039An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.
A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
03-05-2016, 01:01 PM #61040
This election is getting to the point of-'Which person will I hate myself the least for voting for?'
Terrifying. I give my permission for every other country in the world to hate us if this continues. I've fucking spoken. I could rant about this more and might but lunch.