Recent headline by Der Postillon (sort of a German version of The Onion):
Cameron demands EU-wide left-hand driving to avert Brexit
In previous rounds of negotiation the EU already accepted Queen Elizabeth II as head of the EU and renaming the Euro as "Pound Sterling"
Thread: Random Thought Thread
02-19-2016, 07:59 AM #60491
02-19-2016, 09:04 AM #60492
The average political debate:
A: So I think that x = g because, a, b, and c.
B: Stop saying that x = e. Don't you know that i, j and k?
C: You're only saying that because you're a z.
D: You know who else thinks that x = g. L! Do you really want to be associated with someone like L?
E: Do you even know that I spent 3 years in O? Have I mentioned that before?
F: I hear that A recently received backing by M. How could x possibly be g when the person saying it is backed by M?
G: You know, most people agree with me. End of story.
H: I have a pretty face, don't I? So does my wife, doesn't she?
I: You guys should really try to find some middle ground. You should all combine your views, divide them by 8 and what comes out is true.
02-19-2016, 09:25 AM #60493
^Why I rarely take part in them, and always regret when I do.The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
-anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii
02-19-2016, 10:25 AM #60494
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02-19-2016, 03:16 PM #60495
02-19-2016, 03:51 PM #60496To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
~ Elbert Hubbard
Music provides one of the clearest examples of a much deeper relation between mathematics and human experience.
02-19-2016, 05:12 PM #60497
02-19-2016, 05:16 PM #60498An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.
A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.
02-19-2016, 05:50 PM #60499
02-19-2016, 05:55 PM #60500
Sometimes food just tastes especially good. I sometimes think it's when you manage to eat exactly what your body is needing. Right now for me it's beef, specifically, though the rest of the ingredients in my stirfry are also very yummy."...On and on and on and on he strode, far out over the sands, singing wildly to the sea, crying to greet the advent of the life that had cried to him." - James Joyce
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