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    I have this random (maybe-incoherent) something-something work of fiction that I want to share...

    Where do I begin?

    I must say this was the thing I was worried about. Don’t worry, I don’t blame you. After giving me hint after hint, I was still too scared to approach her. Yet you people insisted of pointing me towards her. I was worried if I was just “dead” weight you all have to carry. I’m sorry, this is my entire fault.

    Also, that hurts. Now, I understand how she might have felt when I was an apparent dick. I guess I deserved that…I guess it’s understandable why people are treating me in a certain way…

    Now, I sympathize with her pain.
    Again, I’m very sorry for this supposedly simple complexity of a situation I have caused. Yet I thank you for all of your efforts. But…

    Am I really worth it?

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    Finally signed up for my concealed carry class next monday.

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    Huh. You really can find anything on the Internet. Any lil' snippet of information. Any piece of media. These are amazing times, my friends.
    J. Scott Crothers
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    "Just as jet fuel cannot melt steel beams, so too cannot the unshakeable pillars of Truthtology ever be shaken, whether by man, nature, or evidence."
    - Elevenetics

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    need to cut a bitch rn

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    If any INFJ should be praised or heralded in today's current age: It's gotta be Elizabeth Holmes.

    I am just amazed right now. Incredible.

    LOOK AT HER FACE. LOOK AT IT.


    LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!
    Your Online Manic Pixie Dream Girl

    What is a manic pixie dream girl?

    It refers to "that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures." A pretty, outgoing, whacky romantic lead whose sole purpose is to help broody male characters lighten up and enjoy their lives.

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    I wonder if im turning into crazy Dog guy
    "I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by /DG/ View Post
    need to cut a bitch rn
    Urban Dictionary: cut
    to have sex (originating in Atlanta, GA); usually paired with "something"
    "Cut something" (means "let's have sex").
    In the words of Ludacris, "How you ain't gon' cut" (meaning "how you ain't gon' "fuck'"
    by Charismatic January 10, 2005

    cut
    (1) A wound created by a sharp object. Also, the act of making a cut in something, especially with a knife.
    (2) The act of diluting a drug with some other substance
    (3) A non-drug substance added to a drug in the act of cutting. Example: sugar, flour, etc.
    (4) Adjective describing someone that has well-defined muscles
    (5) A song. Synonym for "track". Derived from the old days when music was recorded on master tapes which had to be literally cut up in order to make the final music release.
    Back off nigga, I'm gonna cut ya!
    Did you cut that smack yet?
    Shit, I'm not buyin' this. It's mostly cut!
    Man, since he been workin' out, Tyrone is cut!
    Did you hear this new cut?
    by Pymp November 01, 2003

    Your Online Manic Pixie Dream Girl

    What is a manic pixie dream girl?

    It refers to "that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures." A pretty, outgoing, whacky romantic lead whose sole purpose is to help broody male characters lighten up and enjoy their lives.
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    @Forever - The first definition is actually new to me, but I've heard all of the others. :p
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    If she was next to me, I'd be like "What's going on?"

    OH! She requires interpretive dance!

    Your Online Manic Pixie Dream Girl

    What is a manic pixie dream girl?

    It refers to "that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures." A pretty, outgoing, whacky romantic lead whose sole purpose is to help broody male characters lighten up and enjoy their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by /DG/ View Post
    need to cut a bitch rn
    Same. Wanna cut each other?

    (Can mean more than one thing by @Forever's definitions. )
    I want my cake and I wanna eat it too
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