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    Poem I wrote about my ADD and fucking up my advanced maths class (got a C-)

    Mind filling with static
    Cognition is still dialectic

    Heart arrhythmic?
    It is probably the sympathomimetic

    To be an academic
    I need to the arithmetic
    But it makes my brain feel asthmatic
    Contently apathetically kinetic
    But soon, I'll fucking panic
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    Roast in the crockpot with potatoes, carrots, onions, and all manner of delicious seasonings. Can I just fast forward through the next few hours? (Yes, I can. It's called a nap.)
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    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii
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    Default what. the. fuck.

    I'd be pissed off on my INTP friend's behalf if this wasn't so hilariously stupid.
    (She found this crap too absurd to be offended by, as well)

    My INTP best friend went to see a local-ish band she likes, this past Thursday night.
    She ended up giving a guy there her number, "he seemed nice enough.."
    INTPs suck at noticing crazy. Stupid baby-Fe naïveté


    So, that happened Thursday night.

    Around 10pm last night (Friday) - he texts her:

    Hey you. We met last night or the night before as you were about to get in your car. I said you looked like you could be in the Doors or something. Remember? I'm chris. How are things? When will you be free to grab a drink or something?

    She'd actually gone to bed early last night due to a cold/didn't respond/slept in.

    So, around noon today, up until just now (over the course of 2hrs) she'd received/woke up to this series of texts from him.

    Oh, you dirty rockers. Never have time for us little people.
    Your breath smells like pure dog shit... but I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was your cold.
    Bye bye now. White bitches always think there is so much power in their dismissive gestures. Brush your teeth. Stop being a phony racist whore. That would be true power. It's about basic stuff... not all these egocentric power plays.
    Brush your tongue too... and floss REGULARLY. Again. Basic stuff. Save the elitism for prettier girls...if you are in fact a girl.



    what.. the fuck..

    I suggested she not engage him at all at this point, since he's clearly bonkers. Any kind of reply = attention. Not a good thing.

    But seriously.. what the hell was that nonsense..
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    what.. the fuck..
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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    That's cute... you think she has a smartphone.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    I'd be pissed off on my INTP friend's behalf if this wasn't so hilariously stupid.
    (She found this crap too absurd to be offended by, as well)

    My INTP best friend went to see a local-ish band she likes, this past Thursday night.
    She ended up giving a guy there her number, "he seemed nice enough.."
    INTPs suck at noticing crazy. Stupid baby-Fe naïveté


    So, that happened Thursday night.

    Around 10pm last night (Friday) - he texts her:




    She'd actually gone to bed early last night due to a cold/didn't respond/slept in.

    So, around noon today, up until just now (over the course of 2hrs) she'd received/woke up to this series of texts from him.













    what.. the fuck..

    I suggested she not engage him at all at this point, since he's clearly bonkers. Any kind of reply = attention. Not a good thing.

    But seriously.. what the hell was that nonsense..
    I advise subscribing him to any kind of phone-based gay stuff that's available off a Google search.

    Maybe do an 'male escort' gay profile for him on a dating site and leave the phone number in evidence. Though that might take too much time, you might get bored midway and abandon the notion.
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    @Lexicon Phew, your friend dodged a bullet there!
    "When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world -- 'No, YOU move.'"
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