I love winter break. Taking showers at 4am, going to sleep when the sun comes up and waking up in the afternoon dazed and confused and a little sad, becoming a shut-in who never goes outside or sees another live human face to face because they are always sleeping when I am awake, that panicky feel when the toaster oven dings so loud you can hear it from your room in the middle of the night because your mini pizza is done cooking and you're scared it woke everyone up... The inability to vacuum your nasty carpet because it would be too loud and it's 3am... rushing to close the laundry room door as fast as humanly possible after starting the dryer so it's not too noisy... Being stuck in activity limbo literally all the time because "it's too late to start anything" even though you ain't going to bed any time soon... ahhh yes. Winter break.