If I'm opening up a school, the lunch menu would be: pan-fried scallops, lobster bisque, nachos with spicy taco meat, and creme brulee (tiny portions of course).
The quickest method of differentiating ISTJs and INTJs is simply to ask if they like Monty Python skits. ISTJs detest that juvenile nonsense while INTJs will perk up immediately and start reciting lines.
Omg ceiling critters are so funny. I lost my shit quite frequently when I ever heard the squirrels in the attic as a kid. My dad would always get pissed at me for it.
these would be more funny if the dog didn't spend all of his time staring at the ceiling and barking whenever he hears them
the man actually caught one in a live trap in the spring and he thought that it was totally adorable and didn't bother to read how far they could travel and then dropped it off just a few blocks away... it was back by nightfall. he said that it didn't seem to enjoy the car ride, so he felt sorry for it and let it out. he is such a city boy sometimes
“The good are innocent and create justice. The bad are guilty, which is why they invent mercy.” -Terry Pratchett
If there is one thing I might hate more than people bucking authority because its an authority, it's people blindly following a bad/inefficient authority . I am ready to strangle this graduate student if he says "the professor is the boss" again. He's shitty as fuck and efficient. There is a better way to proctor an exam. I am doing it my way, deal with it.
MBTI: ExxJ tetramer Functions: Fe > Te > Ni > Se > Si > Ti > Fi > Ne
Enneagram: 1w2 - 3w4 - 6w5 (The Taskmaster) | sp/so Socionics: β-E dimer | - Big 5: slOaI Temperament: Choleric/Melancholic Alignment: Lawful Neutral External Perception:Nohari and Johari