Sometimes I wonder how much of a bitch I really am. Is there a test for that sort of thing?
Thread: Random Thought Thread
11-01-2015, 03:06 PM #57801
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11-01-2015, 03:45 PM #57804
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11-01-2015, 05:44 PM #57806
With the Volkswagen scandal, the revelation that the soccer world cup 2006 only took place in Germany because of bribery and the WHO announcement that sausages are cancerous, German cultural identity is hitting a huge crisis
11-01-2015, 05:57 PM #57807
I love ordering food online... mostly because I really hate calling up restaurants and placing an order because I always forget something and then get scared of calling them back to ask for it because they might do something terrible to my food“Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett
11-01-2015, 06:01 PM #57808
Tbh, it takes me a really long time to eat trail mix because whenever I get a handful I try to split them into units with similar composition. Also, there can't be too many raisins or too much chocolate in one unit else it tastes too sweet but there also can't be too many nuts and not enough of everything else because wtf am I eating trail mix for?
11-01-2015, 10:08 PM #57809
I don't understand humans. I pretend to, but it doesn't always work. I am a Terminator.
11-02-2015, 11:40 AM #57810
Oh yeah, I'd forgotten what it felt like to be steamrolled by a stronger extravert. It does happen.
Here, let's have a ten minute discussion on needing a tornado contingency plan for the conference we're putting on.
We don't need one, because--
--we really need a--
-- the building we're in has a plan posted all over the place because ev--
--need a, need a plan because there are glass windows. Now the hallways might be an issue--
--every building has one posted because buildings do tha--
--an issue and so we should draw up that plan and print it and stick it in their conference bags. Now,...
(--fuck it; not my problem. I can just spend this time posting on an Internet forum.)
J. Scott Crothers
aka "Bush Did 9/11"; aka "jscrothers"; aka "bologna"
Founder, Truthtology, est. 1952
Prophet and Channel, God Almighty
Author, the Holy scripture Elevenetics
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