^ Corrected for spoilers. Come on, Crothers, think of the children!
Dreamworks makes godawful movies. I'm doing the children a favor by encouraging them skip that one. But I went back and also put spoilers in mine, because if children actually want to see that movie, they get what they deserve.
Shark Tale is next.
So that interview philosophy would be: "I am rubber, you are glue -- your expectations bounce off me and stick to you"?
One problem with that could be if the interviewers leave the interview feeling motivated to do YOUR job in addition to their own. Which would eliminate your position altogether.
Hm. Didn't think of that.
How about this: Write your resume on an ancient scroll and do the thing you said. That will account for the possibility that they actually open the scroll to read it.
J. Scott Crothers
aka "Bush Did 9/11"; aka "jscrothers"; aka "bologna"
Founder, Truthtology, est. 1952
Prophet and Channel, God Almighty
Author, the Holy scripture Elevenetics
"Just as jet fuel cannot melt steel beams, so too cannot the unshakeable pillars of Truthtology ever be shaken, whether by man, nature, or evidence."