It's impossible not to suck if that's who you are. A high-powered sucking machine filled with radioactive waste.
When Momma said "be yourself" she never said, "but only if you don't suck" but we all know that's what she implied. No one wants heck, but I've got an invincible army of drones under my bed I call for when I need a friend. Friends I ain't got, but I got a dice. A dice to roll for.