I need to gain weight. I just found out the fatness of my ass was nothing but an optical illusion. Boohoohoo. So I went out for a milkshake. I don't know how many calories those are (I DON'T WANT TO KNOW), but I hope it can help me get a real behind.
Haha I'll join you there. I always worry my trunk is lacking in the right amount of junk too.
What flavor milkshake did you have? I'll have a strawberry one with you someday