So the neighbor girls who introduced themselves to me as "SUCH GREAT PARTIERS!" spent yesterday attempting to talk to me. Through the course of the evening - mostly spent by me listening to them talk to each other - I found out that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM is on academic probation. That means that they haven't earned above a 2.0.
Im really, REALLY going to get sick of living next to them. The good news is - If they earn below a 2.0 this semester I won't have to deal with them next semester.