I ate garlic knots then I rubbed my eyes. Now I've got garlicy, buttery corneas and it burns.
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien
Sometimes I wonder how in the year 2010 there are still places that don't have decent internet.
How are there still hotels that don't have wireless? How are there still apartment complexes that can barely reach speeds above that of dial-up? I live in an area with FiOs availability. Come ON!
“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman
Today, I apparantly lack morals. This afternoon we had to visit my aunt who was celebrating her birthday and I was wearing a skirt, as usual. Then my mother started complaining that I needed to keep my legs together. I was keeping them together! Even if I glued them together with ducktape they couldn't be closer together. Later she complained how my cousin's boyfriend could look under my skirt this way. I highly doubt that. Now some dude whose matras we borrowed a few weeks ago came to us. He's going to a college abroad, which he explained was cheap. So I joked "So it's a money thing" and now my father started complaining. He's such an autist.
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -