The neckbeard meme has made myself deeply critical over my proclivities, funnily enough, of being deeply critical.
I hate that my greatest strength is so pitted.
I'm proud to be a neckbeard. Actuallly, usually when that part starts growing in, I shave it off, but still. I never got why it was something to be ashamed of. To me it's just a re-packaged form of "nerd or geek." People started deciding that "nerd" and "geek" was positive (usually if they happened to have a lot of money), so people couldn't use that as an insult, and started using "neckbeard" instead.
That's my theory, anyway.
Winterman is coming through the forest down to his Chrimbus cave inside the woods. Now's the time to tell him everything you want inside your Chrimbus bush!