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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind Up Rex View Post
    Hey, mods? Did you guys delete the thread on abortion protests?
    Yes ma'am.
    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Yes ma'am.
    WHAT?
    Take the weakest thing in you
    And then beat the bastards with it
    And always hold on when you get love
    So you can let go when you give it

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    you guys are going to have to start deleting at least 20% of the threads if you're going to hold us to that standard.
    Take the weakest thing in you
    And then beat the bastards with it
    And always hold on when you get love
    So you can let go when you give it

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    That could have been an interesting conversation.

    GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW.

    How about a thread on protesting abortion protest threads.

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    Today I saw a giant pink plush mustache on the grill of a jeep Cherokee.
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    That could have been an interesting conversation.

    GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW.

    How about a thread on protesting abortion protest threads.
    I guess we'll never discuss abortion again.

    Or homosexuality

    Or assisted suicide

    Or race issues

    Or the death penalty

    etc. etc. etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by five sounds View Post
    Today I saw a giant pink plush mustache on the grill of a jeep Cherokee.
    http://www.lyft.com/
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    So, ummm, I guess I better do my taxes.
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    At first I read it as:
    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    "Canada is bigger than the USA. They have provinces instead of states, and instead of a president they have salmon."


    Quote Originally Posted by Qlip View Post
    So, glitter bombing is attacking? I'd say it was more like an interruption.
    Something related that I posted on another forum in response to the writing prompt of a mysterious space capsule falling to earth...
    Inside the capsule is a smaller spherical capsule, sealed with no apparent opening mechanism. There is a letter taped to it, written in some triangle-based alien script, but a second page is stapled behind the first page with an English translation.

    Take the letter and begin to read.

    Begin.

    The other guard at the Arizona impact site shouts at you to look back at the goddamn sphere. Maybe he should have told you to run, because when you peeled off the letter, you had revealed an LED countdown underneath. Whatever it means, you have ten seconds left.

    If the letter gave a clue, the deliverer hadn't given enough time to find it. You've only read as far as "Dear Terrible Planet, congratulations! You have pissed a civilization off so much that they've diverted funds from their interstellar exploration program to launch you the worst thing you could ever receive in a capsule: mother fucking - "

    BOOM.

    The rupture of the miniature capsule lifts you and your companion off your feet with a wall of compressed air and color.

    You will later hear on the news that a tailwind carried most of the glitter to the east, where people from as far out as Kentucky were calling into stations with symptoms of craft herpes. Closer to home, scientists estimate fourteen thousand years before the Colorado River no longer sparkles. From where you lie, blown against the wall of the crater by the blast, you can see the painted hills on the horizon shining with a synthetic shade of fuchsia that no earthling has seen before yourself.

    You - you two look like a couple of bulletproofed Twilight extras.

    The letter flutters from the sky and lands text-down on your face. Earth's offenses include littering, radio noise and wireless interference; and the anonymous sender hoped their capsule would be opened inside an important government facility so it would get all over the furniture and bills.

    Right now, you are more concerned with the loss of your job. "Clean this up before the boss gets back"? Is your partner insane? Did he land on his head? Barbers will still be picking this out of your scalp when you're eighty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    lyft drivers in oakland are too afraid to use the mustache so i'm always nervous i'm getting into the backseat of a stranger's car.

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