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    Quote Originally Posted by SD45T-2 View Post
    You sound like my best friend. He says there are two things you can find anywhere in the world: gravity and stupidity. He also says anyone who claims something is foolproof is underestimating the ingenuity of fools.
    You've forgotten Einstein's famous quote, “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    An argument is two people sharing their ignorance.

    A discussion is two people sharing their understanding, even when they disagree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    Sometimes I wish my conscience would shut up once in a while and let me be a jerk. I'd love to be able to tell some people that they're idiotic mouth-breathers who are taking up space on this planet which could be occupied by more useful things. Like ottomans.
    As an asthmatic, I am deeply offended by your pejorative use of the word 'mouth-breather'. We are just as beautiful as you nose-rattlers!

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    And, today, I will be offended on behalf of Ottomans everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    As an asthmatic, I am deeply offended by your pejorative use of the word 'mouth-breather'. We are just as beautiful as you nose-rattlers!
    How do you know that my nose whistles when I sleep!?

    Also, if you are an asthmatic, I sincerely hope that you don't smoke, like the dude in your avatar.
    WOOP WOOP WOOP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    As an asthmatic, I am deeply offended by your pejorative use of the word 'mouth-breather'. We are just as beautiful as you nose-rattlers!
    Quote Originally Posted by Qlip View Post
    And, today, I will be offended on behalf of Ottomans everywhere.
    I genuinely wish that the PC thought police could get over themselves enough to recognize satire when they see it.

    Oh wait! I forgot. Humor is supposed to make everyone laugh all the time.
    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth


    #phreephobik

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind Up Rex View Post
    I genuinely wish that the PC thought police could get over themselves enough to recognize satire when they see it.

    Oh wait! I forgot. Humor is supposed to make everyone laugh all the time.
    It would be amazing if this were true, on both counts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qlip View Post
    It would be amazing if this were true, on both counts.
    All banter aside, this will forever, in my opinion, be the greatest joke ever told:

    And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
    you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth


    #phreephobik
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    Apparently FB's collective minds are blown by the 'scientific fact' that you can whip whipping cream into whipped cream.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wind Up Rex View Post
    All banter aside, this will forever, in my opinion, be the greatest joke ever told:

    <muffins>


    Yeeeeeeeeeeeee, muffffinnnsss....

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