Best phone call this week.... "Oh crap, I didn't mean to call you, I meant to call your mom (mom works at the same college as me)... I have three faculty locked in an office because the door knob came off. Can you believe that? I can't even make this stuff up!"
AHAHAHA... that is amazing.
Your kisses, sweeter than honey. But guess what, so is my money.
This totally makes up for the rest of the week being crappy.
Oh God, the fun continues. I love it when people ask stupid questions!
A friend of mine posted on FB that she was tired and going to bed.... The very first comment says "Why are you always sleeping during the day?" Someone else replied :Uhhh.... She works nights...." I would have thought that would have been a pretty easy one to figure out....
What's up with all those white three quarter leggings?! Everyone is wearing them, teenagers, old women, young mothers, everyone, and NO ONE is looking good in them. I mean, jeeze, have some self respect and wear something elegant that looks good on you, puritans!
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -
I'd love to systematically shot all members of the underclass, starting with the younger ones, then move on to randomly shooting members of the middle classes. When I'm pissed off I really do exhibit sociopathic tendencies.