Had a dream last night I went to see 50 Shades of Grey last night. Basic premise of the film was the same, but instead of sexy tie action, Christian would ignore Ana's text for hours while he was playing video games. The most fucked up part of it was that he deliberately hadnt changed the settings on his phone from the factory setting. So she could see he was reading every single text.
He just wasn't answering them.
Little does he know I have a machete in my Chanel bag
My prof's dog had puppies and she said they are soooo snuggly right now and said we can come visit them. I think my friend and I are going to go tomorrow for some pup therapy. So needed for mental health!
Your kisses, sweeter than honey. But guess what, so is my money.