Stare him down to establish dominance. Do not attempt to one-up him by licking your own butt.
Yeeeahhhh... that cat runs this place. The closest I get to dominance is controlling the food supply. And I find it hard to feel dominant while at the same time being the one that cleans the litter box.
I already know the theory of everything. The theory of everything is quite simply that the universe is a troll, and not just any troll, but the biggest, most perfect troll of them all. From this one simple fact, everything else follows quite as naturally as two follows one.
[ Ni > Ti > Fe > Fi > Ne > Te > Si > Se ][ 4w5 sp/sx ][ RLOAI ][ IEI-Ni ]