Oh lawd no, you didn't want to go there, boy. . . . I don't want to do it, I'm too nice a person to do it, but I don't think I'm going to be able resist sending this buffoon a Very Snarky Response. You don't ever, ever write me a message telling me that I can talk to you when I get a bachelor's degree. I can run circles around most people with bachelor's degrees, and you're about to find that out.
What by descending to their level? That'll show 'em.