Someone should start a "Funny Overheard Conversations" thread. I just heard this conversation between a woman and her young child at the coffee shop:
Mom: "Do you want a cookie?"
Boy: "Yeah, but not a peanut butter one, because I'm allergic to peanuts."
Mom: (incredulously) "Since when?"
Thread: Random Thought Thread
03-12-2015, 01:49 PM #50101
03-12-2015, 02:21 PM #50102
Two Cops shot at protest in Ferguson.
Two police officers shot, seriously injured in Ferguson ‘ambush’ - The Washington PostYour representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays, instead of serving you, if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
- Edmund Burke
03-12-2015, 02:38 PM #50103
I'd like to thank the asshole who keeps shooting particularly loud firearms in the late afternoon. You ruined my nap, dickbag!Jarlaxle: fact checking this thread makes me want to go all INFP on my wrists
"I'm in competition with myself and I'm losing."
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03-12-2015, 02:44 PM #50104
- Join Date
- Mar 2009
How does salt magically appear in my boots when all I've done is walk on top of it??
03-12-2015, 02:58 PM #50105
03-12-2015, 04:13 PM #50106
03-12-2015, 04:42 PM #50107
Utah moves closer to using firing squads for executions again
A bill that would allow Utah to use firing squads to execute some death-row prisoners passed in the state Senate on Tuesday. The measure, which passed 18 to 10, will be sent to Gov. Gary Herbert, who has not said whether he will sign it into law or veto the bill. The law would give the state the option to use a five-member squad in cases where the drugs necessary for lethal injection aren't available 30 days before the date set for the execution. Utah banned death by firing squad in 2004, though inmates who chose that option before the law changed still ended up being shot to death. The last execution by firing squad was in 2010, and it was also the most recent execution in Utah.
“If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.” - Hermann Hesse
03-12-2015, 05:16 PM #50108
Still cant believe this about Terry, going to pray for him tonight.
03-12-2015, 09:43 PM #50109
I gained weight >.>
03-13-2015, 01:15 AM #50110