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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    Meet Bon Jovi, the angriest cat in the world, and his "best friend" Kai.

    My stomach hurts from laughing.
    Oh man, this reminds me of my previous kitties, Dog and Merlin. Bastards they were, I miss them.

    Love = Biting, forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qlip View Post
    Oh man, this reminds me of my previous kitties, Dog and Merlin. Bastards they were, I miss them.

    Love = Biting, forever.
    I also had a cat like this. I think she had Multiple Personality Disorder. She would crawl into my lap, demanding I pet her, and then when I did, she'd bite the everloving shit out of me.

    People don't seem to get that cats aren't always aggressive because they've been mistreated. Some cats are just douchebags.
    WOOP WOOP WOOP
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    I think that if I were an animal, I would be an octopus.
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    ExFP guy attempting to woo a xxTJ girl:

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    I have deep seated fears of getting into a relationship. I actually thought of all the potential relationships I have turned down over the past two years driving in to work the other day. Think I counted a total of 10, including a marriage proposal from an old aquaintance, who told me to listen to Wild Horses by the Rolling Stones, I ended up changing my number so he couldn't contact me anymore. Marriage left me with a residual bad taste in my mouth, not sure I will ever do it ever again.

    Oh, and as a side note. I worked with a very intelligent Istj attorney every day for several years. One night my daughter called me from the ATT mobile store to rescue her from the scene occuring with her father (who was attempting to port her cell line over this his plan). I arrived within minutes on scene took control of the entire situation with my ex. He left. When I was finished I turned to leave, and noticed that standing behind us in line was the attorney with whom I worked every day, smiled in passing as I walked out.

    The next day I arrived at work, as soon as the attorney saw me the first thing out of his mouth was "Omg, I felt so sorry for your daughter". Then he said "now I know why you have that black cloud hanging over your head every day".

    I don't have black clouds lingering over my head anymore.

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    Eating gyros and watching Top Gear, and both are making me ridiculously happy. I'm not not hard to please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    I also had a cat like this. I think she had Multiple Personality Disorder. She would crawl into my lap, demanding I pet her, and then when I did, she'd bite the everloving shit out of me.

    People don't seem to get that cats aren't always aggressive because they've been mistreated. Some cats are just douchebags.
    This was Merilin's M.O.. He also had this move where he'd attach to people's faces occasionally, kids' especially. He'd jump at them and wrap his claws around their heads and hang on like a face-hugger while they ran around flailing their arms. This was about when I was considering that maybe he might be a danger, but the kids would think this was funny after it was over. Go figure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    Eating gyros and watching Top Gear, and both are making me ridiculously happy. I'm not not hard to please.
    "That is the throb of a turbo-charged flat-four engine. A sound, which all over the world, heralds the imminent arrival of a moron."
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