I was visiting my brother and his wife the other day. She was watching an episode of The West Wing, and Clark Gregg was in it. I said, "Hey, it's Son of Coul!" And my sister-in-law said, "Your brother just said the exact same thing less than two minutes ago."
Yikes. We might as well be the same person.
My response is usually to go "COULSOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU WILL BE AVENGED"
It's the more common name for subacute regional lymphadenitis, which is caused by the bacterium Bartonella henselae. You don't have to be scratched or bitten by a cat to contract it, and not all cats are carriers, but they're usually the most common cause. Kittens are more likely to carry the bacteria than adult cats.
Getting hit up for a blunt by a 50+ year old white & blonde female transient was really "odd". Yes a blunt... Her words.
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... Some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age. " - H.P. Lovecraft