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    Quote Originally Posted by Nijntje View Post
    I need to go to the supermarket and buy things so that we don't starve, however this means I have to put on pants. Which of my needs is greater? Not putting on pants or food.

    In leaning towards the not putting on pants.
    Throw on some pants and show off dat butt.

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    Why did I never realize as a kid that Captain Planet is dressed like a male stripper?
    WOOP WOOP WOOP

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    Why did I never realize as a kid that Captain Planet is dressed like a male stripper?
    Because your parents made the conscious decision to introduce you to male strippers no earlier than in adolescence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadOctopus View Post
    Why did I never realize as a kid that Captain Planet is dressed like a male stripper?
    Because you have a dirty mind now.

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    me: Shaylah, tell me why you aren't in my dreams dear.

    Shaylah: Because boy, you are a man fit for a queen.

    me: But aren't you a Queen of peaceful waters Shaylah?

    Shaylah: I am a Queen. Many men are fit for a Queen. A Queen always has many, son, and that is why a man who can only have one can never be with Shaylah!
    "i shut the door and in the morning
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    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.

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    An entire ocean of ultracrepidarians with ultracrepidarian messages written all across the multiverse.

    A propitious time for the critic, this age is and on the same hand, but opposite side, is an inclement time for the artist.

    But on the back of that person's left hand, on that person's back I should say, but both mean the same, is written an old saying that an ultracrepidarian is an artist in himself, or an art in itself.

    An insidious poison, this thing is, to mark the body.

    It is not so insidious on the person as it is on the viewer for most marks are mesmerizing and beautiful works.

    A stour state it induces, this tribal art.

    Yet Shaylah knows when the whale blows and when a sailor is doomed to jump from the mast - I say, if it's random then you weren't thinking straight. It wasn't high or low brow. It was brow-less (or bro-less) - tieves!

    Aye...

    A tieve calling you a tieve: we've come full circle now like an Irish cross or an Irish snake of a boxer as scrawny as a sick dog with the knock out power of a man the size of a bear.
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    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.

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    Found on reddit: Liquid Ozone. So pretty. So god awful dangerous. I still want it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Who says you need pants to buy food? If it is the police, you can still order a pizza.

    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    Throw on some pants and show off dat butt.

    Normally I just go out in my pyjama pants, however as it's hot here, my peejay bottoms aren't quite fit for public consumption. *I* have no problem with them, but I may blind people and scare small children with what their future holds if I didn't put on something slightly less revealing.

    I needed coffee and cigarettes, sadly, no one delivers those. :c

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Because your parents made the conscious decision to introduce you to male strippers no earlier than in adolescence.
    And yet, they let me watch a cartoon in which the main male character wore hotpants and a half-shirt. Go figure.
    WOOP WOOP WOOP

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    Mercury was a tricky bastard. Still is.
    "i shut the door and in the morning
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    Olemn slammed his hammer and from the sparks on the metal of his anvil came the spheres of the heavens.

    Sayrah blew life into the spheres and they moved. From her wheel she weaved the names of people in to mystery.

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