I am starving. But in order to get food, I have to leave my room, and I'm avoiding my roommate like woah right now.
Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.
Ramen noodles are not delicious, under any circumstances, for any reason. No.
Blaspheme! If you don't cook them too long and use delicious bottled oriental sauces instead of the nasty seasoning packet it comes with, thems can be some good vittles!
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