ok so i think microsoft had a ploy to get horny men to buy their product, xbox: ok so hardcore films and porn are xxx and if we rerange the letters we can make it xxbo which means almost porn that kills threats (aka men that want the half naked woman with a bow and arrow), buying this will be like buying medium porn, so we know you're not gonna get laid but some of our games might have naked chicks and killing things while playing as a half naked girl might be good enough. I mean you could buy several hookers, but if you got caught let's be honest your asshole is not prepared for jail so just buy this and say "good enough, my butthole is safe"
Thread: Random Thought Thread
12-01-2014, 11:25 PM #47761Perfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the
12-02-2014, 02:04 AM #47762
12-02-2014, 08:03 AM #47763
Before I get sexually aggressive on them for their nature being made evil.
12-02-2014, 08:17 AM #47764
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12-02-2014, 08:48 AM #47765
Let´s take a moment to consider the fact that we could be looking at salt grains.
Personality traits: a summary by Yar'Chun
Introverted - Independent bitch
Extraverted - Weak
Intuitive - Creative 4th dimension spacelord
Sensing - Dumb
Feeling - Such confused wow
Thinking - Smart
Judjing - Nel mio intimo c'è Chilly
Perceiving - Oooh butterflies
12-02-2014, 08:54 AM #47766
So, a couple months back, I noticed that someone had left $50 in the ATM at a bank. So, being the good little ISTJ that I am, I handed it in to the bank. They said that if the person didn't come to collect the money, I would get it. And I just received the $50 in my bank account wooo, free money and the knowledge that I did the right thing!
12-02-2014, 12:24 PM #47767
I even know that Brad Pitt is the father of Jesus Christ. :\
12-02-2014, 12:32 PM #47768
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I realized that in my life, I only attract 2 types of people: People who are drawn to me like moths to flame vs people who hate me intensely.
For the former category, I often have difficulty understanding why people would confide their secrets in me all the time.
So I decided to ask one of my close friends whom I have known for many years, and they told me that they feel comfortable talking to me because I am non-judgemental.
Thinking about this, I think their opinion of me is pretty accurate, because I am actually very open-minded and I am rarely judgemental of people. I tend to view this world in shades of grey rather than in black and white.
And then of course there is the people who hate me. No matter how nice and genuine I treat them, they still continue to find faults with me, they are always focusing on my flaws and are always upset with me.
How interesting. Two people can look at the same person but have completely different feelings and opinions about that same person. Let's have an example. Person A likes Person B because Person A thinks that Person B is a good person, but Person C hates Person B because Person C thinks that Person B is a hypocrite and a bad person etc.
So what defines Person B? Is Person B a good or bad person? How do you define a good person vs a bad person? There are times when good people does evil deeds, and there are times when evil people does good deeds too. Is anybody in this world ever completely good or completely evil? I don't believe it. I don't believe that this world is THAT black and white.
So I am appalled whenever I find out that people either idolize me or hate me intensely. I am a human and I have a good side as well as a dark side in me.
I am not 100% good, nor am I 100% evil.
12-02-2014, 12:38 PM #47769
Hence why you should never live trying to please others. Only God. Because others are flawed. We are all flawed. No matter how good and Godly a woman and like Christ I try to be, I will fail others. It is my human nature. We can strive to always be good, but we won't make it.
How do we know what is truly good? The ultimate example is Christ's love. I've been an atheist, I've lived from my own heart and mind and they failed me miserably, I've studied different religions. The only religion that ensures we live how we are meant to live is living for the One who made us: the One God, Who is Many. And the guidelines for that are in His Word, the Bible. Beyond that, they are in His spirit which begins to fill you more and more as you live in obedience to Him.
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The more one loves God, the more it is that having nothing in the world means everything, and the less one loves God, the more it is that having everything in the world means nothing.
Do not resist an evil person, but to him who strikes you on the one cheek, offer also the other. ~Matthew 5:39
12-02-2014, 12:44 PM #47770
had an "unpopular thought"...people who are http://img.desmotivaciones.es/201102/noooo1.jpg followers shouldn't have casual sex....should be reserved for us "evil" atheists......Good result (vs. Soton)...still have to go #Arsene
Tengo los conocimientos estardiar....no hay un motivo para estar al tanto de la reunión que sucedió hace mucho tiempo ....