My significant other just told me that we have too much bacon in our diets and we need to stop.
This is one of those irreconcilable differences that relationships just don't overcome.
“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman