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    I don't know what this is but it makes me happy

    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
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    Those recorded phone messages have got to go. "You have won a set of steak knives!" Ah, blow me.
    From this hour I ordain myself loos’d of limits and imaginary lines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    Those recorded phone messages have got to go. "You have won a set of steak knives!" Ah, blow me.
    My favourite is one I get at work. It starts off with a ship's horn, and then a voice comes on saying "This is your captain speaking. Congratulations, you've won a cruise!"

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    don't answer unknown numbers google them to make sure they aren't telemarketers. never listen to voice mail unless i'm expecting something.
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    My favourite is one I get at work. It starts off with a ship's horn, and then a voice comes on saying "This is your captain speaking. Congratulations, you've won a cruise!"
    I wonder if I'm the only person who tells off a recording for wasting my time.
    From this hour I ordain myself loos’d of limits and imaginary lines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    I don't know what this is but it makes me happy

    You are hilarious. Why are you not in Portland!
    "The true genius shudders at incompleteness, preferring silence to everything that it should be." Edgar Allen Poe

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    Just waiting to burst out.
    There world is a goldmine-
    That will melt tomorrow."M83
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    I wonder if I'm the only person who tells off a recording for wasting my time.
    Oh, no. No. No. You're not alone.
    "The true genius shudders at incompleteness, preferring silence to everything that it should be." Edgar Allen Poe

    "There's a magic inside,
    Just waiting to burst out.
    There world is a goldmine-
    That will melt tomorrow."M83

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    Quote Originally Posted by cm81 View Post
    You are hilarious. Why are you not in Portland!
    because i'm not
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie

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    Quote Originally Posted by PocketFullOf View Post
    am fukin wastd yo
    so wasted she's dropping e from her wordage
    and giving to the guy who does her mortgage
    so she can get a cheap rate with her pitiful wage

    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie
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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    That's brilliant as an accurate representation of the retail sector.

    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    My favourite is one I get at work. It starts off with a ship's horn, and then a voice comes on saying "This is your captain speaking. Congratulations, you've won a cruise!"
    I seem to get the depressing version of that where it starts out the same but halfway through someone cries "ICEBURG!" and then a bunch of screaming. And they expect to get sales with that tactic
    'Consciousness is not simply a sensory-perceptual affair, a matter of mental imagery, as the contents of our mind would have us believe. It is deeply enmeshed with the brain mechanisms that automatically promote action readiness' - Jaak Panksepp
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