That's brilliant as an accurate representation of the retail sector.
Originally Posted by 93JC
My favourite is one I get at work. It starts off with a ship's horn, and then a voice comes on saying "This is your captain speaking. Congratulations, you've won a cruise!"
I seem to get the depressing version of that where it starts out the same but halfway through someone cries "ICEBURG!" and then a bunch of screaming. And they expect to get sales with that tactic
"An upsidedown wire heart
Being sucked into a periscope
Still the mind is dull
Like you need another excuse"
… a theory is primarily a form of insight, i.e. a way of looking
at the world, and not a form of knowledge of how the world is….
.. all our different ways of thinking are to be considered as
different ways of looking at the one reality, each with some
domain in which it is clear and adequate…. - David Bohm