That's brilliant as an accurate representation of the retail sector.
Originally Posted by 93JC
My favourite is one I get at work. It starts off with a ship's horn, and then a voice comes on saying "This is your captain speaking. Congratulations, you've won a cruise!"
I seem to get the depressing version of that where it starts out the same but halfway through someone cries "ICEBURG!" and then a bunch of screaming. And they expect to get sales with that tactic
'Consciousness is not simply a sensory-perceptual affair, a matter of mental imagery, as the contents of our mind would have us believe. It is deeply enmeshed with the brain mechanisms that automatically promote action readiness' - Jaak Panksepp