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    Quote Originally Posted by sunyata View Post
    I wipe my own ass!
    I've actually seen a dog do that once. After pooping he dragged his butt on the street by pulling himself along with his front legs.
    1w2-6w5-3w2 so/sp

    "I took one those personality tests. It came back negative." - Dan Mintz

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    Quote Originally Posted by SD45T-2 View Post
    I've actually seen a dog do that once. After pooping he dragged his butt on the street by pulling himself along with his front legs.
    feels good

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunyata View Post
    But I need a loving home

    I wipe my own ass!
    Guh! That part gets me every time.
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sunyata View Post
    Only for a little while...
    you gonna stab me, I wish you would. there's a small child here. which makes me not want children or pets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    you gonna stab me, I wish you would. there's a small child here. which makes me not want children or pets.
    maybe tomorrow... i don't have energy for the post-stabbing ritual.

    pocket small?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunyata View Post
    maybe tomorrow... i don't have energy for the post-stabbing ritual.

    pocket small?
    average for a girl's pocket, which doesn't fit jack shit and is a con by the purse companies

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    average for a girl's pocket, which doesn't fit jack shit and is a con by the purse companies
    wear boy pants

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunyata View Post
    wear boy pants
    do boys have shorter legs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    do boys have shorter legs?
    *strokes beard*

    hire a tailor

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunyata View Post
    *strokes beard*

    hire a tailor
    cuz i already have to hem my girl pants. and I don't have short legs, just the pants that fit well in the waist tend to be too long and i walk on the bottoms. they're either above my ankle or below my heel. I just ask @PocketFullOf has any extra gnomes to make me pants

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