"If you don't build your dream, someone will hire you to help build theirs."
Thread: Random Thought Thread
10-02-2014, 09:47 AM #46301
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- Aug 2013
10-02-2014, 03:20 PM #46302
10-02-2014, 04:15 PM #46303
My coworker killed a spider. A beautiful black widow. It was living in the lower control arm of a Dodge 1500.
It amazes me, the spider would willingly tolerate a home that experiences highway speed winds regularly. How neat. But now it's dead, its babies murdered (it was guarding an egg sac) and its home destroyed. Such is life.
10-02-2014, 06:42 PM #46304
Last week I went on a date with a Felon on Parole... This week I'm going on a very promising date with a handsome young doctor...
10-02-2014, 06:49 PM #46305
10-02-2014, 07:23 PM #46306
On the other hand... Its going to be weird slightly to date someone who has already got all up in and violated my mouth..
He hired me and a couple other patients for a paid trip to SC so he could become certified for the southern states
he had me with my mouth open for nearly 3 hours.. my face half paralyzed and drooping on one side... maybe he saw something he liked lol
10-02-2014, 07:39 PM #46307
Tonight at 1:30 am my mother texted me: "Still awake?" Contacting me so late is quite unusual for her, so I thought that something important must have happened. I replied: "Granda?", suspecting that he could have died in his nursing home. But it turns out she just wanted to chat to keep herself awake during a long car ride. Part of me was disappointed.
10-03-2014, 03:24 AM #46308
10-03-2014, 05:27 AM #46309
Hey ya'll, watch out for midgets.... if you are a midget.. you already know...
10-03-2014, 06:51 AM #46310