My grandmother just subtly told me I was fat, by giving me an utterly surprised look when I told her I think I look good and adding "I only weighed 48 kilograms on my wedding, you should come and stand on my scale sometime". Weighing 48 kg is unhealthy for someone my length. A few minutes later she even shouted how fat people are dirty and that everybody hates them. I pretended I Got a migraine attack so I could go home earlier and have her do the dishes all by herself. That's what you get when you call your granddaughter dirty and say that everybody hates her.
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -