I think going to Disney Land would be a great excuse for not showing up at my Bachelor's graduation ceremony thing. I really should go to Disney Land, so I can avoid going to my Bachelor's graduation ceremony. Damn you, Disney Land! Why do you have to be so far away and expensive?
And fuck you, university where I got my Bachelor's, for deciding that this cheesy ass ceremony should be halfway September, while I need to have all of my paperwork done and sent to the place where I'm doing my Masters before freaking August the 31st. Fuck you. And give me a ticket to goddamn Disney Land.