I just watched a Harry Potter movie yesterday. Damn, it must be really hard to date someone like that. He has such strong morals! I'd never date him it he turns out to really exist, or anyone like him.
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most—
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host.
That is awesome! I have to remember that.
One bottle, I'm fine. But somewhere into my second bottle, I start to get very emotional (usually happy and overly affectionate, but sometimes very weepy), and neither of them bode well for forum posts.