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    Quote Originally Posted by jixmixfix View Post
    I hate waking up to a sex dream.
    I wonder what kind of dreams this guy has.


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    fuck you comcast! charge me for internet from april 9th? when I hadn't even moved in was not actually able to get it til may 18th? fuck you! you are fucking scum, you don't give a fuck about customers you just want money. you're a multi-billion dollar company I'm just me, you should be paying me. You weren't even will to let me receive service until may 15th you had permanently turned it off. I had to go to your fucking office and prove who I was, I think I should get a free month of internet Yet some how I was using your internet? HOW the fuck does that work? oh right it doesn't
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    so I just got a car (2013 ford c-max) and I was going to ft.lauderdale airport last night to pick up my room mate, and she texts me and my car reads me the text. freaked me out so much that I go into the other lane and almost crash. I didn't there were no cars. thank god. but i didn't know it did that. Oh and I hate ft. lauderdale airport. so confusing
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie

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    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie

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    plan: build a rocket

    what actually happens: feed the elephants in africa make a tutu out of a lion's mane and watch some netflix then i finally get to the store for the parts and i end up buying a water slide instead
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
    Zoo
    ~@magpie

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    There's a cute story about a goat and a mule: 'Mr. G and Jellybean: A Burro And Goat Love Story Taking The Internet By Storm'.

    I've seen a video of a dog standing over the dead carcass of his companion and refusing to leave, so this doesn't surprise me.
    Don't hate me because I'm right and you're not.

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    He is going to have a little accident.

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    it's a WHAT


    I FEEL ALRIGHT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hive View Post
    it's a WHAT


    That does not look healthy.

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    i just need to skip town man. F this S. i'm done.
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.

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