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    Quote Originally Posted by jixmixfix View Post
    I hate waking up to a sex dream.
    I wonder what kind of dreams this guy has.


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    fuck you comcast! charge me for internet from april 9th? when I hadn't even moved in was not actually able to get it til may 18th? fuck you! you are fucking scum, you don't give a fuck about customers you just want money. you're a multi-billion dollar company I'm just me, you should be paying me. You weren't even will to let me receive service until may 15th you had permanently turned it off. I had to go to your fucking office and prove who I was, I think I should get a free month of internet Yet some how I was using your internet? HOW the fuck does that work? oh right it doesn't
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    so I just got a car (2013 ford c-max) and I was going to ft.lauderdale airport last night to pick up my room mate, and she texts me and my car reads me the text. freaked me out so much that I go into the other lane and almost crash. I didn't there were no cars. thank god. but i didn't know it did that. Oh and I hate ft. lauderdale airport. so confusing
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    In no likes experiment.

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    i dunno what else to say so

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    plan: build a rocket

    what actually happens: feed the elephants in africa make a tutu out of a lion's mane and watch some netflix then i finally get to the store for the parts and i end up buying a water slide instead
    In no likes experiment.

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    There's a cute story about a goat and a mule: 'Mr. G and Jellybean: A Burro And Goat Love Story Taking The Internet By Storm'.

    I've seen a video of a dog standing over the dead carcass of his companion and refusing to leave, so this doesn't surprise me.
    Senator Rand Paul is alive because of modern medicine and because his attacker punches like a girl.

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    He is going to have a little accident.

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    it's a WHAT


    IF THIS IS HEAVEN THEN I'M BAILING OUT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hive View Post
    it's a WHAT


    That does not look healthy.

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    i just need to skip town man. F this S. i'm done.
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.

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