Ooh, have you exchanged photos so you each have a sense of the other's physical presence? I think if you establish a pretense of reservation it wouldn't be surprising/disappointing. It may even be preferable.
Yes, we both know how we look. And well, I don't know. Travelling is expensive.
okay so there is this MYTHICAL! game called disco zoo. and it is everything I love in life in one cute game. all the game does is tell you how awesome your zoo is. the animals are cute sassy and funny, same with the customers. AND YOU
HAVE DISCO PARTIES. ANNNNND THEIR IS UNICORNS. AAAAAAND ALL THE ANIMAL NOISES ARE SO FUNNY AND FUCKING CUTE.
I highly recommend this game if you think you're incapable of feeling adorable.
It's in the App Store
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."