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    Quote Originally Posted by Redbone View Post
    Dear JAVO's body,

    This is exactly why I should have chosen the other model. The nerve of some bodies...*rolls eyes*. Since you can't be a slave to my rhythm, I'm trading you in.

    Signed,

    Unnecessarily Beleaguered Redbone

    P.S. And I gave you coffee! COFFEE!!!!
    But the coffee had a suspicious almond flavor!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyLazarus View Post
    Nope.
    That's probably it isn't it?
    Yes, it is.
    Ewww is the new sexy


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    To here knows when... Odi et Amo's Avatar
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    I heard two college kids on a date use the phrase "intellectual sexiness" during discourse in a coffee shop today.
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    “Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odi et Amo View Post
    I heard two college kids on a date use the phrase "intellectual sexiness" during discourse in a coffee shop today.
    I say you beat them over the heads with their own "intellectual sexiness".

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyLazarus View Post
    I say you beat them over the heads with their own "intellectual sexiness".
    I kept trying (and failing) to catch their gazes, so as to expose my inner Christopher Hitchens and provoke a public throwdown. Then I remembered I was there for coffee.
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    “Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.”
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    Fritos on a sub is just wrong. Crumbs everywhere and the fritos fall out.
    Senator Rand Paul is alive because of modern medicine and because his attacker punches like a girl.

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    Aaaah I don't know anything anymore! Am I even an introvert?!
    *Rips off eyebrows in frustration and sells them on ebay as a lock of Justin Bieber's hair*

    Does Aaah even have an "h" in it?

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    While I talk to my wife about sensitive family matters, I'm secretly doing random math problems in my head.
    "Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth." Mike Tyson
    “Culture?” says Paul McCartney. “This isn't culture. It's just a good laugh.”

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    Classic wrong number text. Brought some humor to my night.

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