Yesterday I decided to start a diet hoping I'd gain weight, because I'm sick and tired of people calling me too skinny. This morning I woke up with diarrhea and some stabbing feeling in my lower belly, as if I was preggers with Wolverine or something. GREAT SUCCESS!
Sitting in the sun could make me feel better, problem is... Wifi-signal doesn't reach the balcony. How could the sun make me happier anyways? Being blind and squinting just makes me angry. And what if I got a tan? How terrible that would look. And what if there's people? If I'm visible you're in my personal space! Really, tans are awful. Whenever people at my school return from some holiday in a warm country they look terrible cause they're all orange. If you have naturally dark skin that's nice, but if you're naturally pale like I you should keep it that way! Don't try to cheat the system, bastards. And don't travel so damn far, you're ruining the planet!
So this girl who I went to treatment with, came in with a broken jaw told everyone it was from ice skating. claimed not to be an alcoholic left after 28 days goes to fly back to michigan gets so drunk at the airport that they won't let her on the plane so she assaults some employee or official and gets thrown in jail (if you're not alcoholic how come you're that drunk?), and it also turns out she broke her jaw while drunk. and was back at the treatment center 3 days later
Perfectly robust chickens Run laps a lot Pee on the garden Leap over fences Cock is a word for rooster Hen is a type of chicken? Kit kats are good Nice chickens don't belong in the Zoo
Ever wonder how many calories are in your own thumb at any given moment? ~a genuine wonder of mine
First off, hello there nice to meet you!
Second, you've raised an interesting question. I honestly never thought of that before.
I feel terrible about lashing out at my teammates earlier today (who are all taking the software engineering class remotely). None of them communicated promptly as a whole team in order for us to finish our deadlines, and we're way behind. I had also emailed my professor about it, and he told me that he'll listen to all sides of the story before helping us out. I had apologized to my teammates as well - but now I'm afraid the damage has been done. Why can't I think before I send something like that in anger?
Only she who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible... and then some.