This morning I had just left the shower when I heard the doorbell ring. I was only wearing underwear, but I assumed it was just my grandmother and as our family isn't the least shameless family in the world, I just put on a cardigan as I hurried to answer the door. Turns out it wasn't my grandmother. It were Jehovahs Witnesses. I thought that was hilarious. Anyways, I told them to fuck off. That must have been humiliating for them.