Dear Band On T.V.,
I thought disco died a long time ago. Apparently not. I wish I could die now instead. Why is this on tv, wat.
What Happened to the Rest of Your Dress, I Almost Just Saw Your Snatch?
PS. The guys still look like child molesters.
I came upon a revelation and I hope this feeling lasts longer than it will. I said to myself, only a moment ago, "I wonder if it's not about the breadth of life, but the depth of it." Really, I think this revelation is amazing. In death and life we may find peace if we can only learn to value depth above breadth.
Edit: Turns out Ralph Waldo Emerson is a similar mind.
Just took a Socionics test for the first time and it told me that I'm equally J and P.
No. I'm J like woah. I *need* more P in my life.
Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.