I thought i posted just after green fairy. Now I'm not sure, did I post some where else or not at all? well if there's a misplaced post in some thread by me that meant to go here. in other words I lost a post somewhere.
Perfectly robust chickens Run laps a lot Pee on the garden Leap over fences Cock is a word for rooster Hen is a type of chicken? Kit kats are good Nice chickens don't belong in the Zoo
Why do some couples create joint Facebook accounts? Like one account 'Vernon and Petunia Dursley' instead of two accounts named 'Vernon Dursley' and 'Petunia Dursley'? Do they perceive themselves as two-headed monsters? Or people who create joint Facebook accounts including their children, like 'Vernon Petunia and Dudley Dursley'? What does that make them, three-headed monsters? Human Fluffies? And what if they get a divorce, are they gonna argue about who's getting that joint account? Will they call out their kids for liking some stupid cat pictures, because 'As long as you live under my Facebook account, you will obey MY rules and that includes NO LIKING OF STUPID CAT PICTURES, you hear me Dudley?!'. Or if the kid turns 18, will they be like 'Dudley, it's time you move out to your own Facebook account'? Or if the kid comes out of the closet, will it be kicked out of the Facebook account for committing 'God forbidden sins'? Speaking of which, how to they choose what gender they want to be and what gender they're interested in and how the fuck would they handle a situation where they can state that they're married, but they can't state who they're married to, because you can't tag yourself as your spouse? And if they're married and their kids are a part of their joint Facebook account, how the hell do they choose whose relationship status they're going to show (assuming that the kid is single or at least unmarried if the parents are married)? SO. MANY. QUESTIONS!