It's the end of an era! No more tampons and sanitary napkins for me! No, I'm not hitting menopause, I just ordered menstrual cups! I feel like writing a song about it right now. If I'd right a song about everything I want to write a song about, man, we'd have a fucking lot of songs.
Sorry for this TMI message, but I felt like having my period, just without smelling like blood (like when I'm wearing sanitary napkins) or pee (like when I'm using tampons).