01-31-2014 07:43 PM
01-31-2014 08:34 PM
My first drink was a glass of red wine. It took me hours to finish it.
4w5 6w7 1w2 sx/sp ⏩ ISFP
RLOAX (don't do it) ⏩ Melancholic Hufflepuff
A lonely island where only what is permitted to move moves, becomes an ideal. Jung
Kiss Kiss [johari] ⏪ Bang Bang [nohari]
01-31-2014 08:46 PM
Because people live in the mirrors, where they won't ever see their backs
4w3 - 5w6 - 9w8 so/sx
01-31-2014 09:04 PM
why did evolution not secure the fallopian tubes to the ovaries, eliminating the possibility of the fertilized ovum being implanted elsewhere? why?!!!! WHYYY?!!!!
01-31-2014 09:20 PM
Originally Posted by Nights and Days
01-31-2014 11:18 PM
an exchange a few minutes ago:
(______ pets Jack a second, then pulls hand away)
_____: "gahh I touched his tumor"
Jack: "mroowwwwwwww." (long meow - he's a bit stoned from his meds)
_____: (wiping hand, shaking head at cat) "weird creature."
Jack: "mrooooooooooooooooowl" (tries to get more pettin's)
_____: (affectionately) "cancerous little shitbag" (gives a pat, then sits down)
me: "Aw, kitty loves you."
_____: "it better not be contagous."
me: (sigh) "it isn't.. and he's not a shitbag.. (increasingly inane/lovey tone rises) he's a KITTY."
_____: (silence, just stares/deadpan - wipes hand again)
me: ". . .EVEN IF HE JUST BECOMES A GIANT TUMOR WITH A TAIL HE'S STILL A KITTY, DAMMIT."
(we both glance at Jack)
(_____ starts giggling.)
yes... this is the norm.
my life is nonsense.
03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!
04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy
02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack
03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.
01-31-2014 11:41 PM
hey ma! got a tatoo
01-31-2014 11:46 PM
Was this before or after you came out of the womb?
Originally Posted by Misty
And I want them to bring Crystal Pepsi and Surge back.
01-31-2014 11:55 PM
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