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    http://memolition.com/2014/01/31/the...ple-on-disney/

    Hilarious and maddening at the same time.

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    My first drink was a glass of red wine. It took me hours to finish it.
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    A lonely island where only what is permitted to move moves, becomes an ideal. Jung

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    Because people live in the mirrors, where they won't ever see their backs
    Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
    E. A. Poe

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    why did evolution not secure the fallopian tubes to the ovaries, eliminating the possibility of the fertilized ovum being implanted elsewhere? why?!!!! WHYYY?!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nights and Days View Post
    Twins, Basil.

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    an exchange a few minutes ago:

    (______ pets Jack a second, then pulls hand away)

    _____: "gahh I touched his tumor"

    me: "so?"

    Jack: "mroowwwwwwww." (long meow - he's a bit stoned from his meds)

    _____: (wiping hand, shaking head at cat) "weird creature."

    Jack: "mrooooooooooooooooowl" (tries to get more pettin's)

    _____: (affectionately) "cancerous little shitbag" (gives a pat, then sits down)

    Jack: "maoww."

    me: "Aw, kitty loves you."

    _____: "it better not be contagous."

    me: (sigh) "it isn't.. and he's not a shitbag.. (increasingly inane/lovey tone rises) he's a KITTY."

    _____: (silence, just stares/deadpan - wipes hand again)

    me: ". . .EVEN IF HE JUST BECOMES A GIANT TUMOR WITH A TAIL HE'S STILL A KITTY, DAMMIT."

    (we both glance at Jack)

    Jack: "mrah."

    (_____ starts giggling.)



    yes... this is the norm.
    my life is nonsense.
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    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
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    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
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    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    an exchange a few minutes ago:

    (______ pets Jack a second, then pulls hand away)

    _____: "gahh I touched his tumor"

    me: "so?"

    Jack: "mroowwwwwwww." (long meow - he's a bit stoned from his meds)

    _____: (wiping hand, shaking head at cat) "weird creature."

    Jack: "mrooooooooooooooooowl" (tries to get more pettin's)

    _____: (affectionately) "cancerous little shitbag" (gives a pat, then sits down)

    Jack: "maoww."

    me: "Aw, kitty loves you."

    _____: "it better not be contagous."

    me: (sigh) "it isn't.. and he's not a shitbag.. (increasingly inane/lovey tone rises) he's a KITTY."

    _____: (silence, just stares/deadpan - wipes hand again)

    me: ". . .EVEN IF HE JUST BECOMES A GIANT TUMOR WITH A TAIL HE'S STILL A KITTY, DAMMIT."

    (we both glance at Jack)

    Jack: "mrah."

    (_____ starts giggling.)



    yes... this is the norm.
    my life is nonsense.
    seems typical to me
    Perfectly robust chickens
    Run laps a lot
    Pee on the garden
    Leap over fences
    Cock is a word for rooster
    Hen is a type of chicken?
    Kit kats are good
    Nice chickens don't belong in the
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    Quote Originally Posted by Misty View Post
    My first drink was a glass of red wine. It took me hours to finish it.
    Was this before or after you came out of the womb?




    And I want them to bring Crystal Pepsi and Surge back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    an exchange a few minutes ago:

    (______ pets Jack a second, then pulls hand away)

    _____: "gahh I touched his tumor"

    me: "so?"

    Jack: "mroowwwwwwww." (long meow - he's a bit stoned from his meds)

    _____: (wiping hand, shaking head at cat) "weird creature."

    Jack: "mrooooooooooooooooowl" (tries to get more pettin's)

    _____: (affectionately) "cancerous little shitbag" (gives a pat, then sits down)

    Jack: "maoww."

    me: "Aw, kitty loves you."

    _____: "it better not be contagous."

    me: (sigh) "it isn't.. and he's not a shitbag.. (increasingly inane/lovey tone rises) he's a KITTY."

    _____: (silence, just stares/deadpan - wipes hand again)

    me: ". . .EVEN IF HE JUST BECOMES A GIANT TUMOR WITH A TAIL HE'S STILL A KITTY, DAMMIT."

    (we both glance at Jack)

    Jack: "mrah."

    (_____ starts giggling.)



    yes... this is the norm.
    my life is nonsense.
    Awww... poor kitty I'd happily pet him, tumor or no tumor
    Only she who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible... and then some.

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