I didn't even believe in New Jersey douchebags until I moved to the east coast.
And these same people would probably look down on me for being Midwestern. If that's the alternative, I'll embrace my Midwesternness. (Hell, I embrace it anyway )
Murphy Brown: What is it with us? Why can't we take the easy road once in awhile?
Avery Brown: Because it's boring and dishonest and uncomfortable, like wearing a pair of shoes all day that pinch your feet.